This German dude cannot figure out Daddy Long Legs.
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
my laughter was so inhuman that my dad paused the tv downstairs, probably to make sure a wild puma had not broken into the house and started fighting with the linens
HE IS ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS TBH
I am actually crying right now. Tears are streaming down my face.
SOBBING
How does a daddy long legs make a life?
That’s what it all boils down to right there, folks. How does a daddy long legs make a life?